Political Caption Competition


The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
Left twat – “Yes I am related to Herman Munster and I do like mainly beige clothes, they suit my personality. Err… is that a bee in my ear or does the buzz I’m hearing have something to do with cutting the shallow depth I imagine I bring to morning telly?”
Right twat – ” Ummm…I like fluffy kittens and can count to eleventy seven.”
Barney the owl & the grinning Cheshire cat.