Politcal Caption Competition

Shane Jones at the opening of his third chin

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POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: Ancient Athens practiced ostracism, where citizens could vote to exile a prominent politician for ten…

POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: Belgium and Australia both enforce compulsory voting, meaning citizens face fines or penalties if they…

POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: Aristotle wrote Politics, defining humans as naturally political animals. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: βA…

POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: The Magna Carta was signed in 1215 and limited the power of the King of…

POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: Icelandβs parliament, the Althing, was established in 930 AD and is among the oldest in…
Shaaane the wankaa, can we wank it? Yes we can!
Too bad he ate the budgie
Is that like a porn hat as in dick head.
We have so many WTF in parliament now, they don’t care any more about the peeps – the more we stir the better they like it. Winston collects his cartoons I believe. Getting mentioned and maligned is a badge of honour to the boneheads.
Obsolete, defunct and now useless piece of past history put on display.
And they gave him a hat.
I may be in a hole but with light I can keep digging
This device is excellent. With the lights off and curtains drawn I can secretly watch my favourite videos!
(‘Drill baby, drill.’ ‘Fuck regulation! Let’s do it!’ ‘Trawl everything!’ ‘The final Days of Freddy Frog!’ and ‘Supported by Taxpayers!’).
oxygen thief
“I know nothiiiiiiinng”