Nashy gets NZ First pashy after bashy for slashy cashy and Sean Plunket’s woman definition smashy

THE NASHY IS BACK!

Former Labour minister Stuart Nash switches to NZ First

 

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NZs second most compromised politician behind Shane Jones is back pimping for an old school pork barrel gangsta like NZ First.

It’s the perfect combination, like gambling and meth.

Nothing says, ‘wink, wink, nudge, nudge’ quite like seeding your donors Cabinet notes.

Nashy’s charming definition of women is for those rugged types who like their masculinity with skin rash and bark.

To say Stuart Nash is uncouth would be the kind of understatement that deserves its own public inquiry.

NZ First takes money from regional economic warlords and in return they get the policy they want, so the Nashy is in for cashy splashy now he’s politically clashy.

Winston loathes Shane and wants Nashy as the inheritor of the NZ First Throne so despite the Nashy’s capacity to self destruct, Winston must believe it’s a better outcome than Shane Jones taking over.

Let’s find out!