Is Simeon Brown’s frenetic hot mess social media performance a glimpse of how bad National’s Election Campaign will be?
The Simeon Brown campaign strategy is already taking shape — loud, constant, and a little chaotic. If this is the tone National plans to take into the election, it risks looking less like confidence and more like panic.
A campaign strategy built on noise
Simeon Brown’s sudden promotion to National Party Campaign Chair has seen a frantic eruption of content on his social media feed which is, at best, a bit much.
His half baked hot takes on every issue running is a hot mess, especially as half the points he’s trying to make backfire horribly when they get fact checked mercilessly.
Because of his boyish presentation, he perpetually comes across like an angry boy waving his fist at a cloud.
He’s clearly excited about being the Election Campaign Chair, but if his frenetic overcompensation is what we have in store for National’s actual election campaign, they will reek of desperation rather than an actual Government returning with a mandate.
Voters can smell desperation
The inflation caused by the energy crisis will hurt the economy in such a way that voters won’t respond well to the stank of anxiety.
Simeon needs a warm milk and a lie down.
He would perhaps have to be the worst MP in history. When Luxon is axed, and he will be, watch Slimeon Brown suck up to the next leader. Brown has never offered anything remotely constructive, just insults on the opposition.
Can anyone take Simeon Brown seriously? This ManBoy has utterly tanked our health system, but hey let him ‘lead’ Nat’s election campaign – it will be like watching a train wreck in slow motion. Their problem is they don’t have the depth or calibre of MP’s as most are in there for THEMSELVES not their country or party! They are a collective of low-thinking parasites. I feel for the few genuine ones, however I couldn’t get past four fingers! Maybe, ha ha, National have realised that their myriad of LIES didn’t help in the end, but just maybe! A leopard doesn’t change its spots.
I’m willing to pay for someone to dress up as “The Man with the Yellow Hat” and appear beside Simeon whenever he pops up in public.
Seems very appropriate.