Political Caption Competition

Ummm, can you count Chippy?
No, Jacinda, I can’t count.
Grant, what about you, can you count?
Well, it’s not really my thing Jacinda.
Okay, is there anyone in the Caucus who can count?

Ummm, can you count Chippy?
No, Jacinda, I can’t count.
Grant, what about you, can you count?
Well, it’s not really my thing Jacinda.
Okay, is there anyone in the Caucus who can count?
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When I said, “Let’s have a quick whip round.” What were you thinking?
We know Bill English can count.
He leads a mob who know ‘the price of everything and the value of nothing.’