Political Caption Competition

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“Mr Peters, I hope you enjoyed your Vietnamese breakfast.
Once the fear was the Viet Cong could have us for breakfast.
Now an enterprising Vietnam is a bff.
How things change!”
Mr Gower, have you learned to report the balanced fair real news yet?
“Mr Peter’s. Are you at all concerned about the many column inches about to be devoted to attacking you and seeking to undermine any Labour led coalition?”.
“Mr Gower. As I understand it, you don’t have many inches to play with, as it were.”
Is it true she offered you the Ministry of Magic?
“I am taller than you Mr Peters.”
“Yes, but like all you squirrels, you can’t find your nuts…”