Political Caption Competition


Foreign Minister Winston Peters has been reported to be considering the Government’s response to an horrific United Nations special investigation…

Following the death of a person at Waikato ED after. 9 hour wait, another ED death driven by fears of…

Read Luxon’s talking points and how he managed to mangle them into that train-wreck interview… Revealed: The talking points Christopher…

Analysis: The economy has become Nicola Willis’ political problem ANALYSIS: Nearly a year ago, Nicola Willis stood with Christopher Luxon…

There is a lot of ‘whataboutasim’ over China launching a missile into the Pacific. ‘BUT WHAT ABOUT AMERICA’ they scream….

FACT OF THE DAY: It rains diamonds on Jupiter and Saturn due to extreme atmospheric pressures. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE…
May misses out, just, at recent Star Wars auditions for the next Jabba the Hutt…but her chin was chosen as a stand in for Donald Trumps, judges saying it was the closest thing to a nut sack they had seen in some time.
Oh Lord! why did you desert me!!!
Legendary British reserve finally broken by Irish fascists…
The Maybot demonstrates its new Emoticon feature…
“You told me you loved me!”
” PYRRHIC !!! ” , she cried literally to the assembled reporters… ” IT IS BUT PYRRHIC !!! ” , she wailed repeatedly ….
Schadenfreude
ˈʃɑːd(ə)nˌfrɔɪdə,German ˈʃɑːdənˌfrɔydə/’
noun
“The pleasure derived by someone from another person’s misfortune.”
Fark I’ve been breached by a socialist!
We all have choices in this life.
Yeah, right.