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“Nadia – I used to work in Treasury so I’m even more useless at economics than I am at cooking.”
“Nadia – I really appreciate a fine, intelligent young woman like you taking the time to talk to the 2nd most boring man on the planet”
“Nadia – I’m an innovator too. I was thinking about your success and came up with “My Ford Bag” – specially prepared meals for people sleeping in cars. A growing market segment, price-sensitive of course but I reckon you could make a go of it. Tell me I’m brilliant.”
‘To hell with your standards Nadia. Chuck some tinned spaghetti over these bulls testicles and give them to my security’.
“Nadia – don’t be alarmed, but Gerry is with me on this visit”.
“Nadia – when you are rich enough I’ll let you join the National Party. Promise. Now what’s for dinner?”
“Nadia – you are a lovely exception to all the pretty useless young people I see. I say to them – go and dag sheep for $3/hour and the world’s your dumpster”
“OK Prime Minister – but is the delivery address Dipton or Karori?
Blinglish: “I’d just like to point out there really is no poverty in this country when an innovative company company like “My Food Bag” can feed a Kiwi family of four for the modest sum of $700 a week”