Political Caption Competition


Winston is glossing over his calling abortion ‘murder or assassination’ by pretending to care about workers… NZ First confirms it…

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Why do politicians think they are experts in education and that their uninformed ravings have any value? Reminds me of…

What can one honestly say about the obscenity of Christa Pike and the horror of televised executions? Christa Pike, sentenced…

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I think this country gets sexually aroused by bashing beneficiaries. Honestly. The ease with which so many of you have…
“Nadia – I used to work in Treasury so I’m even more useless at economics than I am at cooking.”
“Nadia – I really appreciate a fine, intelligent young woman like you taking the time to talk to the 2nd most boring man on the planet”
“Nadia – I’m an innovator too. I was thinking about your success and came up with “My Ford Bag” – specially prepared meals for people sleeping in cars. A growing market segment, price-sensitive of course but I reckon you could make a go of it. Tell me I’m brilliant.”
‘To hell with your standards Nadia. Chuck some tinned spaghetti over these bulls testicles and give them to my security’.
“Nadia – don’t be alarmed, but Gerry is with me on this visit”.
“Nadia – when you are rich enough I’ll let you join the National Party. Promise. Now what’s for dinner?”
“Nadia – you are a lovely exception to all the pretty useless young people I see. I say to them – go and dag sheep for $3/hour and the world’s your dumpster”
“OK Prime Minister – but is the delivery address Dipton or Karori?
Blinglish: “I’d just like to point out there really is no poverty in this country when an innovative company company like “My Food Bag” can feed a Kiwi family of four for the modest sum of $700 a week”