Political Caption Competition


The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
“And the winner is Nick Smith’s “swimmable” river standards! Oh my God, sorry folks that’s a mistake. The winner is actually Bill English’s “employers tell me Kiwi workers can’t pass drug tests”.
“I’d like to thank my mom, my pa, and great-great-great granpaw Jefferson for making all this possible…”
“Folks, there’s been a mistake. Democracy did not win. Moonshine is the winner…”