Political Caption Competition


National Party Conference

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Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy

Winston argued he needs 9 years in power – this is what NZ would look like after 9 years of…

Nine years of Winston Peters? Critics imagine a future of endless culture wars, deregulation and political horse trading stretched across a decade.
Voight: “Wow Tim! I thought Trump was most self-important, egotistical tosser I’d ever met. Then I met you!”
Joe and Ratzo: “Everybody’s talkin’ at me. I don’t hear a word they’re sayin’. Only the echoes of my mind.”
“Hey Tim ol’ buddy. Looks like you rather enjoyed our little ‘initiation ritual’. Don’t worry, you’ll be walking normally in a coupla’ days.”