Political Caption Competition


A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
” Two of new Zealands biggest pricks”
sad but true
but seriously..!..that is quite a bit to have to live up to for andrew – from here on in..
..especially when (as paul henry noted – and one of his best/funniest-lines i wd argue..)
..that ‘as the male gets older his body starts to inhale his genitals’..
andrew little – the roid-years..
my dick knows how to ride a unicycle..
big knob
That must be a deep shag pile weave.
A pixelated pixie?