Political Caption Competition


Winston trying to define a horse

FACT OF THE DAY: If you could drive a car straight up at 95 km/h, it would take you less…

We are selling this kids organs to ensure we can balance the budget

FACT OF THE DAY: Mars is shaped like a rugby ball rather than a perfect sphere due to its unique…

WHERE IS MY TAXPAYER FUNDED LIMO AND CRAYFISH!

FACT OF THE DAY: Astronauts can grow up to 5 cm (2 inches) taller in space because the lack of…
” Two of new Zealands biggest pricks”
sad but true
but seriously..!..that is quite a bit to have to live up to for andrew – from here on in..
..especially when (as paul henry noted – and one of his best/funniest-lines i wd argue..)
..that ‘as the male gets older his body starts to inhale his genitals’..
andrew little – the roid-years..
my dick knows how to ride a unicycle..
big knob
That must be a deep shag pile weave.
A pixelated pixie?