Political Caption Competition


National Party Conference

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Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy

Winston argued he needs 9 years in power – this is what NZ would look like after 9 years of…

Nine years of Winston Peters? Critics imagine a future of endless culture wars, deregulation and political horse trading stretched across a decade.
” Two of new Zealands biggest pricks”
sad but true
but seriously..!..that is quite a bit to have to live up to for andrew – from here on in..
..especially when (as paul henry noted – and one of his best/funniest-lines i wd argue..)
..that ‘as the male gets older his body starts to inhale his genitals’..
andrew little – the roid-years..
my dick knows how to ride a unicycle..
big knob
That must be a deep shag pile weave.
A pixelated pixie?