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TUESDAY 2nd JUNE 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Kangaroos have three vaginas. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Returning hate for…

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SUNDAY 31st MAY 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Antarctica became a continent around 34 million years ago, after losing its…

Never a truer word said!
” Two of new Zealands biggest pricks”
sad but true
but seriously..!..that is quite a bit to have to live up to for andrew – from here on in..
..especially when (as paul henry noted – and one of his best/funniest-lines i wd argue..)
..that ‘as the male gets older his body starts to inhale his genitals’..
andrew little – the roid-years..
my dick knows how to ride a unicycle..
big knob
That must be a deep shag pile weave.
A pixelated pixie?