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Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy

Winston argued he needs 9 years in power – this is what NZ would look like after 9 years of…

Nine years of Winston Peters? Critics imagine a future of endless culture wars, deregulation and political horse trading stretched across a decade.
“Official sources have noted that many of the characters used in Portuguese are in fact identical to characters used in Cyrillic. An anonymous high level source told me ‘Russian, the language of Putin, uses an exactly similar alphabet. Just sayin” Nobody has yet drawn a direct link that shows that Putin personally ordered the streets of Rio to be flooded with Olympic branded cocaine, but everyone knows that when you put the words “drugs” and “Olympics” together the name “Putin” immediately springs to mind.”
Nick smith markets mouth wash for children.