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Never a truer word said!
Should have seen my face on the last all night binge.
I’m one pissed off ” rags to riches ” lass.
little miss benefit on a HIGH HIGH HIGH……….
Anger is what I eat for breakfast – skinny bitch Nikki.
My masked face tells a hundred lies.
Anus Horribilis
Cover for Vogue (New Zealand edition), May 2016?
Love it! (Ed.)
‘Madonna del Beehive’
anon. early 21st century
Paula while on the benefit.
I didn’t make the grade for leader after my clanger in NY at the Climate change conference?
Where are the Opposition doing about this…
that’s what I would like to know !!
Have we got a leader in Labour ??
We should be choosing the person who can win the next election, otherwise we will have more of the same dished up for another 4 yrs.
I’m not sure Mr Little has what it takes.. who do we have that can ?
Who is a shark in the Labour party.. that’s what it will take.
I find it deplorable that you can sit there and eat that bag of porkie snacks and not offer me some.
Quicksilver–Brilliant,gona chuckle every time I see her.
Paula was absolutely thrilled to hear she’d been chosen to compete in NZ’s ‘Celebrity Biggest Loser’!
The face that sank a thousand chips.
best yet.
Climate change is rilly rilly boring – lots of facts and other sh*t.
Everyone loves my bubbly personality, eh?
“Look at those people complaining they don’t have enough money for food and housing. They are just weak..”
Evil? National are not evil!,
That bitch- Nikki Kaye.-a THREAT to my leadership ambitions – Id scratch the sprawney bloody bitches eyes out.