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Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy

Winston argued he needs 9 years in power – this is what NZ would look like after 9 years of…

Nine years of Winston Peters? Critics imagine a future of endless culture wars, deregulation and political horse trading stretched across a decade.

How to deal with Right Wing voters
Despot meets toss-pot.
Key: Oh really, you’ll take the lot? All of New Zealand! Great, will that be cash or charge?
“Relax Li! NZ’s foreign trust laws are never going to be changed on my watch. You and your corrupt Chinese Communist Party cronies will always have a safe haven to stash your family’s billions in illegal assets in little ol’ New Zealand…”
“That’s a nice a free trade agreement you got there. It’d be a shame if something happened to it because you mentioned the South China Sea dispute….”
“Don’t mention Tibet!”
Don Key: “Oh yes, we still have plenty of jobs, residential property and farmland for sale at bargain prices. Come and take whatever you like!”
“You put in a higher bid than the Americans. Congratulations on your purchase of New Zealand Premier Li.”
Shall we dance …. da da da? But to whose tune?
“Et tu Blue-tie”
OK,I’m happy, NZ sold, now lets shake on the deal.
ok then, I’m happy ,NZ sold,lets shake on the deal.
‘Hope the next kickback is as big . . . suckers’