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The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
Cuckoo! Cuckoo! It’s one o’clock.
$10 per picture, keep in line over there, next please
Sloppy salute appalls marine guard: “We can find better fascists than this at any Trump rally!” he said.
“Yes, ‘ever’ in my wildest dreams”.
Hello all,-NEXT CHINA, so sing along everybody,–you too max—ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong diddlel I Oii I oIOO I o-OO–bit rusty on mandarin, must take a land agent with me.
Heil “honest” John.
“Yes, that’s right, minions… grovel, prostrate yourself before your new Emperor…”
New device produces stunning images of Key’s dreams.
See you kiwi suckers I really fucked you all over didn’t I and you loved it!
Anyway I’m now running for President now with Donald Trump as I fit his policy of a foul mouth also see!
They Key to the white house…
Extortionist finally incarcerated…
Today the Sudetenland, tomorrow the white house…