Political Caption Competition


Chris Luxon – Will take a silly selfie with the media but will run a mile form being actually interviewed

How big an arsehole am I? This big!

If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves
Cuckoo! Cuckoo! It’s one o’clock.
$10 per picture, keep in line over there, next please
Sloppy salute appalls marine guard: “We can find better fascists than this at any Trump rally!” he said.
“Yes, ‘ever’ in my wildest dreams”.
Hello all,-NEXT CHINA, so sing along everybody,–you too max—ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong diddlel I Oii I oIOO I o-OO–bit rusty on mandarin, must take a land agent with me.
Heil “honest” John.
“Yes, that’s right, minions… grovel, prostrate yourself before your new Emperor…”
New device produces stunning images of Key’s dreams.
See you kiwi suckers I really fucked you all over didn’t I and you loved it!
Anyway I’m now running for President now with Donald Trump as I fit his policy of a foul mouth also see!
They Key to the white house…
Extortionist finally incarcerated…
Today the Sudetenland, tomorrow the white house…