Political Caption Competition


Chris Luxon – Will take a silly selfie with the media but will run a mile form being actually interviewed

How big an arsehole am I? This big!

If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves
“This is the exercise yard and Sabin is going to be in this cell over here…”
New episodes of, “Lost,” Tuesday 7.30.
Judith “And this is Paula at one of DPF’s little ‘princess parties’…”
Maurice “Is that… Oh my God …”
Judith “So you can see she’ll be no trouble at all.”
Judith: And after we’ve sold all the statehouses and removed everyone else through inflated house prices increased utility costs combined with a rise in local government rates and more, remove everyone south to huntly. Then we’ll give the place a make over, attract the right people, give the area an exotic name and the rest is history “what ya reckon boys”…
“… and beyond the big Gay Rainbow we can build the highest fences. They are not great breeders. Have to keep the great unwashed from anywhere near our gated enclaves. Can’t have them affecting our real estate investments, now, can we.”
The disclosure of knowledge is simple, National only has talentless hack left.
Now which is the best place to bury FJK, shrouded in his losing tea towel design flag!