Crypto-fascist and Property Pimp Matthew Horncastle MUST run for National
Property boss Matthew Horncastle on possible National run and PM ambitions
Outspoken property developer Matthew Horncastle won’t say when or if a career in politics beckons – but he has shed some light on where and with whom. Herald senior journalist Mike Thorpe reports.
The managing director of property heavyweights Williams Corporation has had plenty to say on social media lately – from attacks on Chris Hipkins and Chlöe Swarbrick to calls to imprison former Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern over her role in the Covid response.
The proud Christchurch city resident says if he did run for office himself, he’d have eyes on becoming Prime Minister as well as winning an electorate seat.
Matthew Horncastle is clear on which party he’d be aligned with.
“If you want to be PM, you have to run through National. I reckon you’ve got to lead by example. You’ve got to win your electorate, right? Surely, I win Christchurch Central. Easy,” he says in a long sit-down interview at his Garden City headquarters yesterday.
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Oh please sweet Jesus yes!
The possibility of someone as radioactive and toxic as privileged property pimp Matthew Horncastle running for National would be the greatest win for the Left we could ever imagine.
His unhinged madness, weird culture war bitterness and gleeful ignorance are a once in a. generation combination that must be National Party bound.
He has all the fascism of a white evangelical Christian with all the false confidence of a tall man. He’s like Alt-Right dickhead Billionaire Nick Mowbray, but with less charm.
His public comments on Twitter would embarrass your average South American Drug cartel.
If there is a God, someone as contemptuous as Horncastle will run for National, to be able to smear them all with his toxic rich prick incel redneck bullshit would be fucking glorious.
Hell, I will convert to Christianity if this sanctimonious right wing arsehole runs for National, because that would be actual evidence that there really is a God and God wants everyone to know that National are the cruel wealthy shit stains we all suspect them to be.
Lord preserve us from the thoughts and reckons of born to rule Tory scum from Christchurch. Our current government is full of the useless pricks.
Horncastle has achieved nothing by himself. He inherited wealth and, due to a lack of intelligence and ability, turned to real estate.
And as you all know, being a rich kid who flicks off houses makes you eminently suitable for a position of responsibility. The media will apparently hang off every childish and ignorant thing you say.
More evidence that Christchurch should never have been rebuilt. It should have been bulldozed into the sea so it’s patrician Tory fuckwit “civic fathers” could arrange to have it towed to the UK where those shitty attitudes belong.