Political Caption Competition

Orange is the new crack

How big an arsehole am I? This big!

If Trump’s new Golden Statue was more realistic

Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox
Marjorie ” Donald is great”
Donald ” You can grab Marjorie by the pussy and do whatever you like when you’re famous”.
The “Race to the Bottom” action set comes with matching his and her action figure fruitcakes. Brains sold separately.
Looks like a candidate for Viz comics Up The Arse Corner.
Photo collection titled – Me and my Afghan hound. Lovely dog, bitch actually, hah!
We’ve been rolling in the brown stuff!
Marjorie: “Do you forgive me Donald?
Donald: Pardon?
Marjorie: Oh thank you Donald.