Political Caption Competition

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a poll fall
All the ZB hosts and all the Taxpayers’ Union men
Couldn’t make Humpty thumbs up again


FACT OF THE DAY: The U.S. ranks 139th out of 172 nations in voter participation. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY:…

FACT OF THE DAY: George Washington remains the only U.S. president who did not represent a political party. POLITICAL QUOTE…

FACT OF THE DAY: Bhutan measures national success using “Gross National Happiness” rather than Gross Domestic Product POLITICAL QUOTE OF…

FACT OF THE DAY: Silent reading activates mouth, tongue, and larynx muscles (subvocalization). POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “It is…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…

FACT OF THE DAY: The tallest tree in the world is a Coast Redwood in California named Hyperion, standing over…
He needs higher wellies because the depth of shit is about to get deeper .
“Common Man” productions…
The taxpayer funded personal social media studio of the PM that last year brought to you the Christmas holiday photo of the PM appearing to have slapped a little bit of paint on the shed of the multi million dollar Waiheke Island bach.
This year brings to you the pretend gardener, but not a green thumb in sight.
Vacuous ideas breed vacuous behaviour.
Low-performing middle manager shows his inspirational side
I talk so much shit, I have to wear these every day.
Sorted.
4pm and there are 48 looks at 2 Jacqueline bits of fluff. Seems to me there is a following for J’s bits. It’s a higher interest than would be expected – times 11.48am and 1.39pm. I’m interested, not being snarky.