Political Caption Competition
“Bring in the gimp”

FACT OF THE DAY: Bhutan measures national success using “Gross National Happiness” rather than Gross Domestic Product POLITICAL QUOTE OF…

FACT OF THE DAY: Silent reading activates mouth, tongue, and larynx muscles (subvocalization). POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “It is…

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FACT OF THE DAY: The tallest tree in the world is a Coast Redwood in California named Hyperion, standing over…

FACT OF THE DAY: Australia is wider than the Moon. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or…

FACT OF THE DAY: Roughly 71% of the Earth’s surface is covered by water. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Better…
“All new National Party action figure…brains sold separately”
Is it an English-named bird? Is it an Air New Zealand plane? No, it’s BLUEPERMAN!
Do Tory condoms all have holes in them?
My safe words are “Squeezed Middle”
Christopher Luxon spotted wearing a gimp suit to a three way meeting with ACT and NZF in the Beehive basement.
New-look Luxon focusing on improving his communication skills.
Bob the first hasn’t been around for a while, makes for sensible conversation.
Intrusive, bullying, elitist assumptions about unemployed people and young people.
Congratulations, the advertisement creator perfectly captures the spirit of the National Party and its supporters.
Lord of the flies vibes