Political Caption Competition
Rhymes with Kitch Runts

First Lady Melania Trump holds a press conference demanding people stop gossiping about her Husband being Jesus

Donald and his Dr

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Trump posts himself glowing like Jesus, then insists he’s just a doctor. Sure. And the angels are… what exactly?

More realistic

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“Will you sleep with me Chris?”
Why not, everyone else has”
“ can you believe I spent 1,100 on this dress….give me another glass of chateau d’ wanker.”
Hope you enjoyed your marmite sandwich and apple as much as I did Nicola
The satisfying feeling that comes from redistributing wealth upwards
The only growth will be business debt and foreclosures
OH look at those peasants protesting about how fucken great I am ,who is that cunt sitting next to me .
Is that Simeon going for growth in the background? Loading up his plate.
Pollytickle good one – just when we are exhorted to be lean, mean and hungry. Where is the outcome to match the message encouraging plebs? We even have had a tv series. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2731624/ The Plebs.
Come on Chris says the lady in blue, let’s loll back and look at the stock exchange price board while the bottom feeders fill up behind! I’ve got a good feeling about today – this’ll sort out the moaners and detractors big time.
“ha ha drink up with the help of the media the silly fuckwit voters are bound to give us three more years”
Nicola has got one and Chris is one.