Political Caption Competition

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1. Worst orgy ever.
   The only two who tried to fuck each other were Peters and Seymour, but they both wanted to top.

2. Dead men sitting.

3. Nits of the Round Table.

   1. Don’t you have to have hair as a home for the nits. Looking the people it brings the saying of ‘having more hair than wit’ to mind. I don’t know what’s on theirs, or the hairless one. Will they be advantaged because it is easier to put some transplant in. It could be a central model and the PTB just slide a new chip in at regular intervals. But that’s not fair to bald men, to get picked on because of that genetic tendency. It’s all a worry.

      1. Would scabies be a better fit?

4. Order of proceedings at tonights black mass gathering. Satan’s daughters dressed in pink will say the last rights before the ritual sacrificing of Melissa Lee commences. The smiling bald one in blue to prepare the daggers.

5. An empty septic tank with the sewage all around it

   1. Commodes built in in an accomodating way, preparing for those long sessions when you can’t afford to leave the table in case they cancel you while you are gone without a prayer.

6. Am I too late to offer…..

   A circle of jerks?

   1. A circus of jerks.
      A caucus of jerks
      A calculus of quirks
      A cornucopia of smirks
      A contention of smurfs
      All done, I challenge, anyone !

7. The Fourth Circle of Hell

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