Political Caption Competition
Mohammad comes to the mountain

Winston Peters was in the room just before Trump backed down. Imagine if New Zealand had used that moment to speak with principle instead of crawling.

Same voices. Same outrage. Same targets. Why does every Taxpayers’ Union campaign seem to land on Māori?

Sandra Grey is giving the union movement something it has lacked for years: urgency, clarity and political bite. And with the fuel crisis escalating, that matters.
We built Fonterra to protect New Zealand. Now it’s selling off the future and telling us to be grateful for the payout.

If justice depends on what you can afford, it isn’t justice. And New Zealand is getting dangerously close to that line.

We keep pretending each disaster is a one-off. It’s not. And if the AMOC collapses, “unprepared” won’t even begin to cover it.
I feel safer inside as I look out and ponder on The Fat Villain snippet of philosophy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolley_problem#The_Fat_Villain
You can’t say that again – sorry. But it is good as a thoughtpiece for the bulky one.
“Better open the window, I just had a couple of pork and onion pies for lunch”
I am feeling good to be inside but my mind keeps circling around The Fat Villain scenario. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolley_problem#The_Fat_Villain
Stay behind Luxie, you shouldn’t see this, I’ll shelter you.
Meanwhile “our fearless leader” the PM was..?
a). Pedicuring his toenails.
b). Polishing his cue balls.
c). Counting his capital gains.
d). Pre Christmas pyjama shopping.
e). Arranging his next Hawaii Hoʻomaha.
“Hikoi? I thought you said ‘Hangi'”
From the safety of the ivory tower the dump truck protects the colonials.
I think the people are a bit miffed