Political Caption Competition
Mohammad comes to the mountain

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I feel safer inside as I look out and ponder on The Fat Villain snippet of philosophy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolley_problem#The_Fat_Villain
You can’t say that again – sorry. But it is good as a thoughtpiece for the bulky one.
“Better open the window, I just had a couple of pork and onion pies for lunch”
I am feeling good to be inside but my mind keeps circling around The Fat Villain scenario. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trolley_problem#The_Fat_Villain
Stay behind Luxie, you shouldn’t see this, I’ll shelter you.
Meanwhile “our fearless leader” the PM was..?
a). Pedicuring his toenails.
b). Polishing his cue balls.
c). Counting his capital gains.
d). Pre Christmas pyjama shopping.
e). Arranging his next Hawaii Hoʻomaha.
“Hikoi? I thought you said ‘Hangi'”
From the safety of the ivory tower the dump truck protects the colonials.
I think the people are a bit miffed