Political Caption Competition

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1. SEYMOUR: The short leash stops him from sniffing peoples butts. Seriously, Brooke was complaining.

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2. What is missing is the leash around David’s neck with the Atlas octopus and the NZ Initiative pulling it.

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   1. No spine so no neck. No neck necessary as there’s no intellectual matter to collar. He behaves like a boring wee android but No;
      He’s got a puppet stick holding him upright and a taperecorder on loop to utter his doctrine.

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   2. I think that might lead to a tug-of-war. (Urban Dictionary – Commonly used to describe a child’s game, in modern time it describes two men using ether super glue or epoxy to ad-hear their genitalia together. Once their stuck to together they then proceed to pull in opposite directions until something gives or someone gives up.) National are mad enough.

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3. SEYMOUR: For discipline, I activate his shock collar and shout “winston”.
   He’s now so conditioned that at the mere mention of “winston”, and he starts cowering.

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   1. So the Pavlov method eh ? Seems like you’ve used too many treats. Do you groom him too?

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      1. Do you groom him too?
         “Yes not a hair out of place!”

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   2. I’m surprised that it requires anything more than ‘Win’….

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4. SEYMOUR: He became a lot more controllable, after I had him neutered.

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5. David’s wet dream and National’s nightmare

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