Political Caption Competition
Summer Blockbuster

1-on-1 in 10 Interview – Salvation Army State of the Nation Report Salvation Army Social Policy & Parliamentary Unit Director…

From a National–NZF–ACT coalition to a Labour–Green–Māori alliance, here are four realistic scenarios that could shape Election 2026.

Winston Peters proposes a referendum to abolish the Māori electorates, reopening Treaty tensions and testing Luxon’s coalition stability.

Floods in Waikato and Wellington expose the gap between climate science and Government policy, as Civil Defence funding is cut during escalating disasters.

It is painful. It is infuriating. And it forces victims and the nation to endure trauma once again. But…

I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
You should see the other titles released by the CoC’s.
“A Politician’s Practical Guide to Covert Racism”
“Outwitting Squirrels: Cunning Strategems That Distract Dimwits.”
” Back On Track: A Compendium of Phrases to Lie Your Way to the Top . ”
” How Green Were NACTZIS ?: 2030 Revised History of How We F# Over People. ”
“The Night We Buried Our Last Give a Fuck Mystery ”
” What Will Come Outta My Ass ? – A Guide to Hiding Sponsors.”
Real book recommended instead –
” Spin Dictators
The Changing Face of Tyranny in the 21st Century” – Sergei Guriev
National Blue XXX a tale of The Bishop and the Three Way Cock Up- starring Nicola & The Fairy’s
Theme song: Bewitched – bothered – and bewildered. This is the song for Nat’s Chris Bishop – what’s he lusting after? Do you know? Just not to be a pasty-faced hanger-on might be all.
Is he a farm boy who escaped the unceasing, uncompromising farm schedule? (Perhaps another song – ‘How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm – after they’ve seen Paree’? thing.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na8uRe4b3ag
Movie available from selected video stores and released on VHS so no wasteful spending was incurred in the making of this blockbuster flop.
DUH I cant count past three .
$3 billion scrap it