Political Caption Competition
Summer Blockbuster

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
You should see the other titles released by the CoC’s.
“A Politician’s Practical Guide to Covert Racism”
“Outwitting Squirrels: Cunning Strategems That Distract Dimwits.”
” Back On Track: A Compendium of Phrases to Lie Your Way to the Top . ”
” How Green Were NACTZIS ?: 2030 Revised History of How We F# Over People. ”
“The Night We Buried Our Last Give a Fuck Mystery ”
” What Will Come Outta My Ass ? – A Guide to Hiding Sponsors.”
Real book recommended instead –
” Spin Dictators
The Changing Face of Tyranny in the 21st Century” – Sergei Guriev
National Blue XXX a tale of The Bishop and the Three Way Cock Up- starring Nicola & The Fairy’s
Theme song: Bewitched – bothered – and bewildered. This is the song for Nat’s Chris Bishop – what’s he lusting after? Do you know? Just not to be a pasty-faced hanger-on might be all.
Is he a farm boy who escaped the unceasing, uncompromising farm schedule? (Perhaps another song – ‘How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm – after they’ve seen Paree’? thing.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na8uRe4b3ag
Movie available from selected video stores and released on VHS so no wasteful spending was incurred in the making of this blockbuster flop.
DUH I cant count past three .
$3 billion scrap it