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I’ll show you trickle down theory

1-on-1 in 10 Interview – Salvation Army State of the Nation Report Salvation Army Social Policy & Parliamentary Unit Director…

From a National–NZF–ACT coalition to a Labour–Green–Māori alliance, here are four realistic scenarios that could shape Election 2026.

Winston Peters proposes a referendum to abolish the Māori electorates, reopening Treaty tensions and testing Luxon’s coalition stability.

Floods in Waikato and Wellington expose the gap between climate science and Government policy, as Civil Defence funding is cut during escalating disasters.

It is painful. It is infuriating. And it forces victims and the nation to endure trauma once again. But…

I don’t need to carry in KFC and pretend to care when it’s not a climate event
Someone farted oh its Actershave!
I’m holding Potaka’s hand and following him with my eyes closed because I don’t want to accidently hongi anyone who might also have their eyes closed.
I’m and Celebrity, I mean ACT politician – Get me out of here!
Important persons such as myself, shouldn’t have to rub shoulders with the hoi-polloi.
Where’s that bloody body-guard telling me I’ve gotta get out of her – NOW!
Bring us up to date on your Maori rellies bro?
I’ve got you by the balls now David, you snivelling little treaty abuser, and right supremacist useful idiot!
I don’t know what you think you’ve gotten hold of?
Perhaps my overblown ego or sense of self satisfaction, but I can assure you that I have no balls to grab!
I sold them to Luxon, as the price for joining the CoC, since he needed them more than I did.