Political Caption Competition
Why are we resuscitating them? What if we want bottom feeders to die?
Why are we resuscitating them? What if we want bottom feeders to die?

FACT OF THE DAY: Many shark species will become temporarily paralyzed if you turn them upside down. POLITICAL QUOTE…

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Ahead of Budget 2026, Hāpai Te Hauora called for a budget that listens. A budget that responds to what communities…

“Budget 2026 pushes the science system into a quiet purgatory, with zero announcements from the Minister’s office since 1 April,”…

A coalition promise to “ensure Plunket is funded to do their job properly” was forgotten in Budget 26, NZNO says….

The Government owes New Zealand mothers an explanation after admitting it falsely claimed all women would immediately be entitled to…
“When I was Head of Air New Zealand we would have killed for passengers shaped like this.”
What is the cost/benefit ratio for saving this person?
Luxie so excited to meet someone who finally gets him.
It’s too late for them, they are dummies don’cha know, find some real people and lay your healing hands on them for God’s sake.
Does it matter that I’m empty headed and full of hot air for giving mouth to mouth?
“So, if this was Winston, I would be better to keep my hands up here?”
Is he a taxpayer or a beneficiary?
Didn’t matter. The poor bastard died waiting for the word salad to finish..
Luxie – “You still have to chunk it down and actually execute components on it….We are looking ahead to actually deliver a set of deliverables that will help our vision of New Zealand to take root and come to pass…. The coalition government will make decisions that are results-driven. Interventions that aren’t delivering results will be stopped…. ”
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
Dummy uses Christian hands to heal.