Political Caption Competition
Why are we resuscitating them? What if we want bottom feeders to die?
Why are we resuscitating them? What if we want bottom feeders to die?

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
“When I was Head of Air New Zealand we would have killed for passengers shaped like this.”
What is the cost/benefit ratio for saving this person?
Luxie so excited to meet someone who finally gets him.
It’s too late for them, they are dummies don’cha know, find some real people and lay your healing hands on them for God’s sake.
Does it matter that I’m empty headed and full of hot air for giving mouth to mouth?
“So, if this was Winston, I would be better to keep my hands up here?”
Is he a taxpayer or a beneficiary?
Didn’t matter. The poor bastard died waiting for the word salad to finish..
Luxie – “You still have to chunk it down and actually execute components on it….We are looking ahead to actually deliver a set of deliverables that will help our vision of New Zealand to take root and come to pass…. The coalition government will make decisions that are results-driven. Interventions that aren’t delivering results will be stopped…. ”
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
Dummy uses Christian hands to heal.