Political Caption Competition
The Death Star version
Election 2026 is becoming a political knife fight over who gets heard, who gets blamed and who gets protected. Independent media has never mattered more.
‘Proud as punch’: After 24 years in Parliament, Judith Collins bids farewell Judith Collins has spoken in Parliament for the…

Most Kiwis are under some illusion that Luxon’s trip to Singapore has guaranteed us some sort of access to fuel….

This hard right Government with its anti-Maori, anti-Treaty, anti-beneficiary, anti-disabled, anti-worker, anti-renter and anti-environmental agenda is a never ending scrum…

I think the Te Tai Tokerau Party will be a flop. Firstly, they need 500 paying members. Secondly, it won’t,…

Horse racing: Big New Zealand First donors argue for tax breaks to save ‘unsustainable’ racing industry A leaked report completed…
Wrong portrayal. Not Star Wars at all. Go for Gormenghast. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gormenghast_(novel)#Steerpike_usurps_Barquentine) And we aren’t using our mercantile skills to best value. Make a film of our trauma, what a drama – by Peter Jackson or Alister Barry with input from Dame Gaylene Preston. Only the names will be changed to protect the innocent! It would be like a nation’s hara-kiri.
I will bring peace, freedom, justice and security to my new Empire…. Good I can feel your anger. Let the hate flow through you.
Kiwi mum opposes sex toys in The Chemist Warehouse.