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Less a Rose between two thorns and more a prick between two more pricks
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Titanic Crew. Doomed on maiden voyage!
Tweedle Dee, Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Fucked in the Head.
The price of cheese has gone up! Cheese slices in supermarket now – NZ $8+ for 10 slices; Danish interleaved with greaseproof 8 for $5+. Sign of the times – so think about cheese Luxon by all means and consider the people, not the properties. Think now about sheep farming but without pulling the wool over our eyes, we are being fleeced at present. Baaaaah.
Look relaxed! Look relaxed! Try to say: CHEEEEEESE!
The hollow men
“Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death’s other Kingdom
Remember us – if at all – not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.”
Horse Humpty and Hologram
Enabling a stable, rational government by negotiating till November 2026
A crony capitalist, a neoliberal market fundamentalist, and an authoritarian conservative walked into a room.
Qu: Did something bad happen?
A: Not yet
Like. AB.
Shits and giggles during amateur hour
“Relentless focus on outcomes” ends in a photo-op
Waiting for the fourth horseman
Bubble, Toil and Trouble.
“ Call me Mr In-between”.
Vampire, Baldrick & Incel Dave…Sunday Horrors come early…
Stuck in the middle with youse