Political Caption Competition
Your average NZ First voter

The latest 1News Verian poll confirms what many on the Left feared: the Right bloc remains competitive and within striking…

As Winston Peters targets the Māori electorates, fractured protest unity may weaken resistance. Is Aotearoa facing a majoritarian reset?
Are media cheerleaders ignoring cracks in New Zealand’s economy? Rising unemployment, weak retail and stalled infrastructure suggest deeper trouble.

New Zealand’s justice system has handed down its sentence in the Grey Lynn feud shooting that left one young man…

Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?
Sad paraplegic kitty, remembering when he had a body, four legs and a tail.
‘No pets allowed’ didn’t deter this lonely rental pensioner. “Just you try and evict my Thomas! Good effin luck coz I’ve knitted him to the floor!”
Radio New Zealand’s Macavity ear bashes wherever he can.
Welcome to the Labour therapy clinic, meet your support kitten
I did the cat for practice. Now I am going to crochet effigies of all the species going to be extinct in the next few years.
Jason Ake’s belatedly trying to be appropriate and Granny might be the best person to listen to.
The climate change cat replaces the elephant in the front room.
https://www.newscientist.com/article/2383500-much-of-greenlands-ice-could-melt-even-if-world-doesnt-get-warmer/?
Climate change delayers have replaced climate change deniers.
https://www.activesustainability.com/climate-change/deniers-climate-change/?
DELAY NOW MASKING AS CLIMATE CHANGE DENIAL
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/mar/01/could-climate-delayer-become-the-political-epithet-of-our-times
‘Climate delayer’ the political epithet of our times?
Delayin James?
https://www.newsroom.co.nz/shaw-wanted-cows-in-2050-net-zero-pledge
(No wonder the Greens are screwed).
My pension paid for the wool I bought while visiting my kids in Australia (trip was also paid with my pension). I’ve never had a job. I grifted off my dead husband all my life.
sinic Too cynical. Extreme prejudice there – you may be right but restraint is the keywords for our near and longer future. Cf with item on reaction from prejudiced persons re ‘pulling pants off’.
My bad GW. I should have said that… the trip was paid for with the untaxed capital gains from my family trust rental property portfolio and the doubling of Tennant rents in the last eight years. Yes I am cynical, unfortunately. It is a funnies column though, after all.