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Hello little truant. It’s your parents fault you aren’t going to school and we are going to bash them for political capital. Don’t forget to vote National and you might get to work at a de-unionised McDonald’s one day!
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“Hello little girl, would you like a lolly?”
“Fuck off you pervert!”
I’ve come here to show care and humility in the Jesus tradition. To show humility and love he washed the feet of his followers and dried them with his hair I hear. Which of you have parents who are National followers – I’ll wash your feet and dry them with my blue National tie.
… those ties that Bind…
Talking about binding – these new low-rise jockey shorts that wifie bought are too small for a man of my stature – oooh painful.
Luxon needs reprogramming.
Has anyone seen my enchanted garden gnome, that has the power to grant wishes?
You can wish for the social housing list to reduce, and the enchanted garden gnome will grant your wish by making it more difficult to qualify for the list.
You can wish for peace in Yemen, and the enchanted garden gnome will refurbish Saudi military turbines to help wipe out trouble in Yemen.
You can wish to help battlers, aka bottomfeeders, and the enchanted gnome’s wallet will bulge when $18K magically appears in it, while your wallet only shrinks.
But remember that while my enchanted garden gnome seems harmless, never to bend over in front of it!
“ Have you seen my big black shiny car ? “
If little girls like you study hard, go to university, get a degree, then one day you can serve tea, coffee and snacks to bloated, rich bastards like me(grow long hair in a ponytail and some of us get REALLY excited).
Little Gracie replied to herself, intuitively “creepy, I’ll stay away from that one, he’s not hearty like me and my people.”
Man who cannot fit face mask wants to be Prime Minister.
When you grow up, I’m going to be your landlord. I will make lot’s of money from your labour, and then you’ll die. Jesus loves me more than you.
“ I got down okay, it’s the getting up again that’s hard.”