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Luxon has told media in Te Puke that Sam Uffindell is leaving for Hawaii
Luxon has told media in Te Puke that Sam Uffindell is leaving for Hawaii

The latest Post-Cabinet press conference revealed more than just policy messaging — it exposed the growing contrast between Christopher Luxon…

New Epstein Files released during the US war with Iran include explosive allegations involving Donald Trump and a teenage victim, raising questions about timing, accountability and political distraction.

The NZX50 plunged 420 points in one of the biggest single-day drops since Covid, as global markets panic over the escalating US-Israel war with Iran and surging oil prices.

Public broadcasters depend on one thing above all else: trust. But when ministers publicly attack coverage and broadcasters appear to…


Trump’s escalation with Iran risks destabilising the Middle East and sending oil to $150 a barrel. What that could mean for New Zealand fuel prices and global instability.
LIEUTENANT VON LUXON: You know nothing beats our standard jackboot, for bashing defenceless youth by cutting them off benefits, and giving them the choice of jobs or crime to feed themselves, will only cost us 100k per prisoner per year when they’re locked up. It’s a bargain!
COMMANDANT UFFINDEL: Personally I get much better swing and accuracy, with an unscrewed wooden bed leg, for bashing defenceless 13 year old youth. The satisfying clunk of wood against bone, followed by tears and screams, are my most treasured memories!
child abuse by any other name, smells just as sweet, we are so alike, you and I…
Lieutenant Von Luxon: your looking very sprightly these days…
Commandant Uffindel: your too kind…
Boondocks Saints
If that’s the way Luxon walks, no wonder Luxon took the black Mercedes!
Historical photo of National Party representatives walking free prior to the breakdown of law and order when they were hunted and beaten mercilessly by children with clubs.
Where’s Louise Thurston ? She supports vulnerable children.
National’s man balls are made of snow and melting.
Diversity rules the Department of Social Welfare.
Looking for Louise, Champion of The Commissioner For Children.
Certainly not Upston
Luxon’s u-turn is complete “I support Te Puke! They didn’t tell me I was in Hawaii!”
Carmel Sepuloni’s Department of Social Welfare.
Sepuloni’s Child Haters determined to annihilate the Commissioner For Children.