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Green MP smashes polluters with the jaw bone of a Dodo Bird
Green MP smashes polluters with the jaw bone of a Dodo Bird

Labour will ‘never change’ New Zealand’s nuclear-free status, Hipkins says Labour Party leader Chris Hipkins says his party will “never…

Ex-Defence Minister Wayne Mapp pushes back on US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth’s ‘freeloading’ claim Speaking at the Shangri-La Dialogue…

We told you this was already happening… Government uses Budget urgency to pass bill allowing the automation of welfare decisions…

Cough. Sooooooo ’bout those allegations the the IDF are systematically using sexual assault on Palestinian Prisoners… UN blacklists Israel for…

NZ First Conference

TUESDAY 2nd JUNE 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Kangaroos have three vaginas. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Returning hate for…
Green constitution mandates one party head is a gull and prefers no buoys.
Outstanding! Tui is the top avian quip to give her the bird (but in a nice way).
Politician empathises with ordinary kiwis carrying ever larger bills
Old bird wants to bring back prohibition…
A patently good decent woman who should be advising beleaguered Oranga Tamariki and may even do it for less than the current $1000 per day of tax payer money because she is a rare good decent politician with the added plus of brains.
She has brains all right, and uses them in the middle class way which doesn’t get to the root of the problem and just prohibits or fines or raises costs for the perps who are likely to be strugglers who are caught up in society’s gummy web just like prey for a spider. How’s that for a perspective. Not as pungent as the lead one from Bomber.