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Never a truer word said!
So thats the expert way you handle anti-Labour, Hate-Jacinda, pig-ignorant tory media?
Your assigning Police discretion to drugs???? Are you mental?
Hmm, I think I’m being mansplained by a woman, er, person, er, something, hard to say
I am confident that Commissioner Cuddles will personally stop more naked women being pulled by their hair now that the John Key syndrome appears to established within the ranks of the New Zealand Police regardless of weather.
I wonder if she wants me to call her?
We need to talk about Trevor.
“ I don’t bake scones for police officers, only for pop singers. “
“ It was the cops who created this situation and it’s up to them to get us out of it. “