Political Caption Competition
I like to beat a sack of puppies with a cricket bat.
Would you like a cucumber sandwich?
I like to beat a sack of puppies with a cricket bat.
Would you like a cucumber sandwich?

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
“Cake spread spoiled by sour tart”
” The lovely ladies of Epsom have made these wonderful cakes and had to SHOOT through, hurry up Seymour your tea’s going cold, normal tea, not that green herbal tea, it’s to die for”.
“Let them eat cake on their own time”
but your majesty, the people have no bread…..
National’s new 2020 campaign slogan: “Let them eat cakes!”
You can have your lunch break before you come to work, or after you finish work, what ever you boss prefers
Will I be the ‘wicked witch’ from the orient?
I’m feeling sooo relaxed and know all you good people who vote National will be too. We must stick together against the lesser people with no sense and no style though we don’t demand that you lift your little finger when drinking tea. To tell the truth we privately ‘give the finger’ to all lefties but must behave with decorum in public or we’ll all sink to their deplorable level.
That stuff’s bad for you.
“I will be the Queen of New Xiland!”