Political Caption Competition
TOPs latest candidate is a heart shaped potato.

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

TVNZ Polls are seen as the sensible and most boring of the polling in NZ, for them to be showing…

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…
From the glasses up I was thinking Einstein when young or Groucho Marx (the eyebrows) perhaps? The two personas could bring fresh air into tired politics – bright intellectually with a sense of irony and humour.
A good candidate offering for john key’s heart transplant was a half a rotten potato to match the man.
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