Political Caption Competition
If you aren’t a socialist at 20 you have no heart.
If you aren’t a capitalist by 40, you have no brain.
If you are ever a young nat, you have no mates.
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Nationals total voting base, all in one room.
Guy at the back with the glasses and green tee shirt standing behind the desk with the Israeli flag noticing the Mossad agents mingling in nicely for the publicity shot for Uncle Sam…
When you say “no mates” is that Simon’s nickname?
I guess it must be but surely mocking a group of young no hope wannabes is not the left’s way.
Anyway, that girl in the gold. Who is she trying to channel with the chardonnay swilling liberal pseudo intellectual look.
Reminds me of Paula Benefit.
Keep a watch on her.
Desperate Simon has been handing out blue tee shirts for a quickie photo shoot, attempting to give the false imprssion the Blue Bottle Bog party is as popular as ever.
This is our annual public relations workshop for hopeful National political candidates led by current politicians of both genders showing how to pose and smile for an image. Aim to achieve the success of our Shadow Prime Minister and note his friendly and natural smile, clean-cut appearance, well-dressed with no tie but white shirt open at neck.
Our basic rule is to protect our private(s) first and foremost. Private not public, swagger not socialist, is our motto.