Political Caption Competition
How bad does Desley Simpson want to fuck the Prime Minister?
How bad does Desley Simpson want to fuck the Prime Minister?

Trump thrashing around trying to manipulate the oil markets while he builds up an over the top military response as…

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We are into week 4 of America and Israel’s illegal war in Iran and I don’t need to tell you…

A deep dive into why the United States has maintained decades of economic warfare against Cuba since the 1959 revolution.

Join the April 11 anti-war protest in New Zealand opposing US and Israeli military action against Iran. Stand for peace.
Who’d guess this guy’s a hairless wonder ?
At least he’s not prancing around in his cutie pie pyjamas again…
‘God, someone go and get the old fool before a train comes!’
If I had any hair…I would dye it orange, just like my American pal…..
where art thy romeo it is me your juliet
Sounds likely – in a Kate Bush falsetto though.
Tooty Rooty train to nowhere
Lux Flakes in a Simpson on fast spin
Yep Derek, they don’t call Willis, Willis 5 kids for no reason.
DESLEY SIMPSON Thinks:
“How can I get him under the train?’
Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is this train coming the other way…
Oh – thanks for the tip Leftorium, sardonic rather than sarcastic? We’ll keep in mind.