Wait – now David Seymour is a music critic, Bishop defender and the Deputy PM?

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New Deputy Prime Minister David Seymour has also waded in on Bishop’s controversial remarks, saying, “My first inclination is maybe he’s right”.

Wait, so David Seymour is now a music critic, Bishop defender and the Deputy PM?

It’s like a the trifecta of arseholes!

Having a Minister of the Crown like Bishop ranting boozy trash talk at a Māori performer and behaving like a right proper ‘Brooke Van Velden’ is bad enough, having the new Deputy PM jump to his defence for being a ‘Brooke Van Velden’ feels like a special kind of Fox News hell.

Shouldn’t the Deputy PM be, you know, Deputy Prime Ministerial?

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I’m not sure he’s in the job as a music critic or for defending boozed Ministers.

Shouldn’t he be doing something rather than this garbage?

It’s like having a brain surgeon throwing shit at cars he doesn’t like.

I feel David’s Spotify would include a lot of German composers and his film selections more Leni Riefenstahl than Taika Waititi.

 

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45 COMMENTS

  1. I’m with Seymour and Bishop ( neither of whom I usually have any time for). It was a political stunt and perhaps Bishop thinks the artist is crap.

    • David Seymour had to support Bishop because PM Luxon is noted noted for defending his Ministers and Caucus members even when they are right – as Bishop was.

    • Of course you are Ennius, it’s who you are. It’s like you were there and saw it first hand to make your decision. Hahahaha!

  2. Well running NZ is a personal hobby indulgence with various friends who are above criticism and some detractors should be ashamed of themselves says Davis Hiss.

  3. Seymour has told New Zealand today he is our worst nightmare. He is not even as good as a wet fart from a mutts arsehole but he is dead right with that utterance.

    • He’s got to be the biggest jerk that has ever entered parliament.

      His self indulgent, self congratulatory, speech to one of his rent-a-crowds was an insufferable diatribe of verbal garbage.

      This is what hubris borne out of nothing more than big money donors and living in a silo looks like folks.

      The good news is that it’s all about to head south for Seymour no matter how much he talks himself up.

      N.Z. is in all sorts of trouble…What a mess.

    • You should go back to England then if you wanted Maypole dancing …
      Famous Musicians from Aotearoa/NZ on the world stage .

      Rosé , Keith Urban , Scribe, The Mint Chicks, Kiri te Kanawa, Hayley Westenra, Katchafire, Shihad, The Beths, OMC, Unknown Mortal Orchestra, L.A.B., Shapeshifter , Dave Dobbyn, Stan Walker, Kimbra, Benee, Lorde, Crowded House, Six60 , Flight of the Conchords, Shirley Setia..

      Poor Nathan, Rule Brittania isn’t our flavour either.. Tutira mai nga iwi, tatou, tatou eh…

      • OToole – Half of those artists are crap –
        Stan Walker
        Scribe
        Kiri te Kanawa (she was famously called out for not being able to sing 15 years ago on the BBC)
        Lorde (Computer generated music and singing),
        Flight of the Conchords (a joke band).

        • Nathan half of your comments are crap to be fair. Taste is individual, proclaiming to be the the last bastion of music taste does you no favors.
          Noise Works? Your whole argument and knowledge of NZ music just fell over.

          • National are squeaky clean – Against your 80% plus crap comments…and Noise works was fronted by Jon Stevens – Kiwi

        • Looking at your musical tastes shows you are probably a boomer. And Noisweworks are Australian numbnuts.

          • stand_alone_complex: Noiseworks are fronted by Jon Stevens, a Kiwi, who writes and sings the songs…scholar.
            Gen X is my Generation genius.

            • There are Kiwi born and raised players in the Irish, Welsh, Sottish and English Rugby teams, does that make them New Zealand Rugby teams? No. Just because Jon Stevens (who became an Australian citizen before starting Noiseworks) CO-WRITES the songs doesn’t make the band from New Zealand ya pork chop. Even admitting that you like them is a sin, even the god awful classic rock stations in this country don’t play them, unsurprisingly, after all, they are just a poor mans Icehouse. Their reliance on using I,V, IV chord progression and an over reliance of minor pentonic scales makes them one of the most insipid, boring and predictable AOR acts from the 80’s. Perfect pub fodder for Boomers. You are obviously a man born in the wrong time and country, dickhead.

  4. The whole NACTZIs , CoC, Trumplicking, Netanyahoo fanboys anthem song

    Folks, I’d like to sing a song about the American Dream
    About me, about you
    About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
    About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
    Maybe below the cockles
    Maybe in the sub cockle area
    Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys
    Maybe even in the colon, we don’t know
    I’m just a regular Joe with a regular job
    I’m your average white, suburbanite slob
    I like football and porno and books about war
    I got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
    My wife and my job, my kids and my car
    My feet on my table and a Cuban cigar
    But sometimes, that just ain’t enough to keep a man like me interested
    (Oh, no, no way, uh-uh)
    No, I gotta go out and have fun at someone else’s expense
    (Whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
    I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
    While people behind me are going insane
    I’m an asshole (He’s an asshole, what an asshole)
    I’m an asshole (He’s an asshole, such an asshole)
    I use public toilets, and I piss on the seat
    I walk around in the Summer time, saying, “How about this heat?”
    I’m an asshole (He’s an asshole, what an asshole)
    I’m an asshole (He’s the world’s biggest asshole)
    Sometimes, I park in handicapped spaces
    While handicapped people make handicapped faces
    I’m an asshole (He’s an asshole, what an asshole)
    I’m an asshole (He’s a real fucking asshole)
    Maybe I shouldn’t be singing this song
    Ranting and raving and carrying on
    Maybe they’re right when they tell me I’m wrong…
    Nah
    I’m an asshole (He’s an asshole, what an asshole)
    I’m an asshole (He’s the world’s biggest asshole)
    You know what I’m gonna do?
    I’m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
    Hot pink with whale skin hubcaps
    And all leather cow interior
    And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (Yeah)
    And I’m gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
    Gettin’ one mile per gallon
    Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald’s
    In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
    And when I’m done sucking down those greaseball burgers
    I’m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
    And then I’m gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
    And there ain’t a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
    You know why? Because we’ve got the bomb, that’s why
    Two words: nuclear fucking weapons, okay?
    Russia, Germany, Romania, they can have all the democracy they want
    They can have a big democracy cakewalk
    Right through the middle of Tiananmen Square
    And it won’t make a lick of difference
    Because we’ve got the bombs, okay?
    John Wayne’s not dead, he’s frozen
    And as soon as we find a cure for cancer
    We’re gonna thaw out the Duke, and he’s gonna be pretty pissed off
    You know why?
    Have you ever taken a cold shower?
    Well, multiply that by fifteen million times
    That’s how pissed off the Duke’s gonna be
    I’m gonna get the Duke, and John Cassavetes
    And Lee Marvin, and Sam Peckinpah, and a case of whiskey
    And drive down to Texas and
    (Hey! You know, you really are an asshole!)
    Why don’t you just shut up and sing the song, pal?
    I’m an asshole (He’s an asshole, what an asshole)
    I’m an asshole (He’s the world’s biggest asshole)
    A-S-S-H-O-L-E
    Everybody
    A-S-S-H-O-L-E
    I’m an asshole, and I’m proud of it
    Source: Musixmatch
    Songwriters: Denis Leary / Chris Phillips
    Asshole lyrics © Mullet Head Music Publishing, Slap Meat Music, Songs Of Universal Inc.

    https://youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs?feature=shared

  5. Good “ sound comments “ by David Seymour yet again. I enjoy his no nonsense attitude, a person of integrity, the courage of his convictions.Will be an excellent Deputy PM.

    • ‘Good “ sound comments “ by David Seymour yet again. I enjoy his no nonsense attitude, a person of integrity, the courage of his convictions.Will be an excellent Deputy PM.’

      Bob, is the David Seymour you are thinking of is David Seymour the Polish photographer, a compassionate and humane leftist who sadly is no longer with us?

      Or is it David Breen Seymour, Chris Luxon’s boyfriend, Dep’ty Dawg and bastard in chief?

    • Bad“ crazy, immature comments “ by David Seymour yet again. I hate his nonsense attitude, a person of
      little integrity, the cowardice of his convictions.Will be an terrible Deputy PM.

  6. Now, now stevie you are getting mean and rather nasty. You are better than that.
    Yes the photographer from Poland who later became a US citizen only to be killed tragically by Egyptians at age 44.

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