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And still not yet fucking far enough.

Is that his mother- it sort of explains stuff?

…and then Trixie started blowing up inflatable Robert Muldoons outside primary schools.

Sir Robert and Bob the first, catch up.

Rumour has it that photo was taken the night Rob bluffed and called a snap election. Turned into a huge bender of an evening, “crammed with sizzling gypsies”

Not too many photos survive of Sir Robert and Lady Thea.

“I was down on my luck, young and reckless, and needed the money to fund my hair transplant addiction”.
Luxon admits his youthful dalliance, as a flamboyant fortuneteller to the rich and powerful, during his bottomfeeder period.