Luxon, the little baby Jesus and National Party entitlement – Luxon didn’t misread the room, the room misread him!

Luxon didn't misread the room, the room misread him.

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Press Gallery Journalists and commentators keep saying Luxon ‘misread’ the room over his $52000 allowance, which is utter bullshit!

The Press Gallery Journalists all misread Luxon!

Luxon sees his privilege through his prosperity theology paradigm where he has 7 properties because Jesus loves him!

His accomodation allowance is a prosperity given to him by Jesus – that’s why he took so long to u-turn!

What’s interesting about his refusal to immediately admit mistake and change is that he did it with the EV subsidy as well. While he was damning Labour for the EV Subsidy, he was intending to use it for himself and apparently the rumour is they really had to argue internally against him taking it because it was such a bad look.

He clearly used it for his wife’s car, but his intent to get it for himself and the amount of time it took to convince him was astonishing.

His National Party Mandarins must have felt the same panic back then that they did last week when he said ‘I’m entitled’ almost 150 seperate times in the space of only 5 minutes.

The reason he refused to back down is because of his evangelical prosperity theology privilege. In Luxon’s branch dividend, Prosperity Theology preaches that the ordained and blessed by God are afforded huge wealth and prosperity.

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It’s like Abraham’s blessings but on meth.

It’s what Bishop Brian Tamaki believes in.

The Bish has a huge gold watch, beautiful houses and expensive motorcycles because God loves Brian ever so much he is publicly blessing him with prosperity to bring more souls to Christ.

Hiding your prosperity when Jesus has given you the wifi password to heaven is considered terrible form.

For Luxon, him having 7 properties is proof positive that Jesus loves him, and hiding any of the prosperity and privilege that comes with being loved ever so much by Jesus is sinful.

Chris dug his heels in over his EV subsidy and paying himself $1000 per week to hire his own apartment while demanding brutal austerity for everyone else because Jesus loves him dammit!

If Jesus wants to give Chris all these privileges and benefits, then Christopher fucking Luxon deserves everything God wants to give him!

Yesterday the PM said he was taken aback by the fury he received which really shows how disconnected from reality he is…

‘Quite full on’: Luxon on public’s $52k allowance backlash

Christopher Luxon has responded to the public backlash against him claiming a $52,000 tax-free bonus to pay for his mortgage-free Wellington apartment, saying it was “quite full on”.

…he’s demanding austerity for us and blessings he is entitled to because Baby Jesus loves him so fiercely!

Luxon didn’t misread the room, the room misread him.

This is the born to rule prick attitude National Party MPs have always embodied (except Chris Penk).

What’s alarming here is that these expenses were publicly released (as they always are) and his Office seemed to have been blindsided by the revelation because the response damaged Luxon. His Office should have been aware he was tiling the allowance and should have cautioned him against it at the time because thus moment was always going to happen!

This is very sloppy by Luxon’s Office and is either incompetence or a genuine attempt to undermine the Leader.

There are enormous rumblings inside National over his leadership to date. The reality of how deep Luxon has to cut things means Winston can’t stomach it.

The wobbles are on this Government before they’ve seen 5 months.

 

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48 COMMENTS

    • Exactly!!

      He sees all this privelege as ‘his right’ for God only knows what reason. He is no leader. ..but neither was Key…

      Just a bunch of backslapping golf playing wide-boys that couldn’t organise a pissup in a brewery..

      He’s as thick as they come and never ever, ever, learns, because his DNA is telling him otherwise!

      • Given his success I venture Prime Minister Luxon is a very bright chap.
        He’s the type of leader we need following the disastrous Jacinda and Chippy.

    • Bonnie. That was quite comical. I think it was two limos, with a separate one for the lady. Something must have gone to his head, but a shiny black Mercedes to go a few yards up Bowen Street was a bit like a wee kid playing dress-ups. Boris J was whizzing around London on a bike back then.

  1. Chris-cash-is-king lap-of-luxury-Luxon, showed a similar level of judgment to do-you-know-who-I-am Mr Gilmore, when the generous living in Wellington entitlement he was receiving became known.
    Quote: I feel entitled to all the entitlements I know I’m entitled to, and actually the more entitled the entitled are to said entitlements such as myself, the more grateful those missing out on said entitlements should be to my getting the rightful entitlements to which I’m entitled.
    After all, owning seven houses is no walk in the park, so why should I live in premier house, when I almost forgot that I owned a perfectly good apartment just a stones throw away from the beehive, which I could never rent out for $1000 per week, so I thought to myself, why don’t I just move into it, and collect that $1000 per week entitlement, without the bother of renting it to anyone. And I must admit that I am a very good tenant, so I was really just doing the country a favor. Now I must jet off to Australia, before I need to answer any further questions on this, which I’m finding awfully distracting. I’ll be flying Air-NZ, which is my kind of company that I have so much in common with, and who know all about govt entitlements, since the govt has had to bail them out twice.

    • Speaking of AirNZ bailouts, the government of the day should have grabbed an Airbus or 2 as replacements for those 2 aging old 757 crates as part repayment.
      I haven’t been keeping track but some of them are part of their replacement programme.
      Luxon and his successor are turning what was once a reasonably good airline into a pile of shit as far as the travelling public goes – unless you’re part of the elite.
      I’m now making a point to avoid them where possible

  2. What an arsehole the skin head gang leader is .Every other person that moves to another town has to provide their own home so why should the rest of NZ pay for his house or any other mps house for that matter .Its a fucken ripoff that needs to stop right now .They can claim WWF and Acomadation allowances if their income has them below the thresh hold like everyone else

    • It’s an interesting contrast to the US, where a number of Congressmen (mainly Republicans) claim to sleep in their offices. Of course, I’m sure most of those actually have a separate pad owned by a lobbyist where they actually bed down with their mistresses/prostitutes, but it’s an interesting contrast that these NZ rightoids don’t even pretend to be frugal with our money, eh?

  3. He just didn’t think, that’s all. Nobody cares where he lives, but his minders should have told him that paying himself to live in one of his own properties wasn’t a good look. Media now wanting to film the inside of Premier House are being just as dumb. Everyone needs a bit of privacy, even PM’s who cavort with their families in matching pyjamas to celebrate Christmas…

  4. I haven’t seen a huge amount of evidence of Luxon’s Jesusing and prosperity gospel beliefs. Personally I just think he collected it because as a CEO/executive he believes it’s his right, because it’s in his salary package. He could easily believe in the prosperity gospel, but Jesus never said anything about housing allowances. Or abortion for that matter.

  5. I’m so sorry. But what I’ve just written for the punching Posie Parker Post is so good I have to repeat it here.
    Sos/apols.
    There will always be nuts in the fruit cake of humanity until we renounce all religions and embrace good drugs.
    The Guardian.
    CIA experiments, Mormon ravers and reformed racists: the untold history of MDMA
    https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/jun/27/i-feel-love-history-of-mdma-ecstacy-molly
    Posie Parker will likely be a closet fuzz nuzzler in denial and will be confused by her own emotional false narratives and dream-state desires. Ignoring the Posies is the best option unless you can slip her an E in her muesli. Warning! Then stand well back!
    Holy Water AKA Hard Times.
    I particularly liked the scene where the vicar’s giving his sermon.
    Holy Water (later renamed Hard Times) is a 2009 Irish comedy film directed by Tom Reeve and starring John Lynch, Linda Hamilton, Cornelius Clarke and Lochlainn O’Mearain. It tells the story of a group of men in a rural Irish village who hijack a truck containing Viagra with the intention of selling the drug in Amsterdam.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Water_(film)
    WARNING! To my knowledge there’s no good E in AO/NZ. Don’t take anything if you don’t know for sure, and I mean medically verifiably certain of what it is. If you don’t, you might have to take up harp lessons.
    I hear the national party are going to decriminalise all drugs and establish a unit to specifically identify the ingredients of our little disco biscuits. No, it’s true.
    They’re also going to initiate a commission of inquiry into how there are 14 multi-billionaires, 3118 multi-millionaires each with a minimum of $50 mil net and they’re banning foreign banking [interests] here until the banks can prove they’re are operating in a manner that best benefits us rather than their faceless, off-shore ‘investors’ who’ve lobbied their way into our homes, hearts and pockets. Seriously! They are. Look it up?
    What’s more, and yes, there is more, they’re going to remove GST and increase the high-earner tax rates to fund the homeless into homes and food into the hungry. The hyper-riche might have to sell one of their Teslas but hey! It’s a start though isn’t it? Good ol National aye? There for us, not for [them]. Shame on many of us for thinking otherwise.

  6. the reason these freaks are government is because of LINO’s refusal to act as a Labour Party for instance: Captains arse call no CGT!. LINO as George Galloway would say is determined to be the left cheek of the Neoliberal arse . We need a new freedom party that represents ALL NEW ZEALANDERS.

  7. I notice Luxon’s next interview the words ‘entitled’ were substituted for ‘allowances’. Too late we all heard his first excuses.

  8. Our PM is showing his true colours with rebates for landlords, tax cuts for the rich, nothing seems to be good enough for our self entitled PM. Luxon’s government campaigned on helping the squeezed middle and helping NZers with the rising cost of living now we have more petrol tax coming, increases to rego cars and they are going hit us with the stick with fines and hidden cameras.

    • Yes he has done more damage in his short time than Labour ever did.
      Increase taxes, created a smoking policy that kills, created a gun policy that kills, and we are seeing an influx of kiwis heading to Aussie.

    • What a ridiculous statement! In a few short years Hitler did more for the Swastika, in terms of global brand recognition, than the Indians did for centuries. I wouldn’t have called that positive.

    • Please let us know what that is Bob because you obviously have some knowledge of the inner workings of government that us lesser mortals are not privy to.

  9. Misread the room, what a bullshit excuse for a complete lack of moral compass, let alone political nous. You obviously have experience with crazy Christians as you describe exactly the form their entitlement takes. That’s why Luxon belonging to a far right Christian religious cult has impact on all NZers as our Prime Minister and this is unfolding in all the terrible, not to say downright evil policies they are unrolling. I never can get why the right wing can do so much damage in such a short time and the ‘Left’ can do so little good.

  10. NSC you have no mathematical skills something you’ve repeatedly displayed,accordingly your comments are ridiculous.

    • ……?????? What are you trying to say here bob????? I suggest you have a look at punctuation and grammar. You clearly have no education in expressing yourself in writing. Horrible!

      • Ok Justine
        First of all, you only need one question mark.
        Next, bob should be Bob. That’s his name.
        Next, it should say ‘take a look at your punctuation and grammar’ as it’s specific to Bob. Your!
        Next, it should say ‘no education to express yourself…’ not ‘ education in expressing’ (as in feeding babies).
        Finally, get fucking English lessons before trying to be a smartarse teacher. You look stupid.

      • Justine my education and understanding of the English language is far superior to yours.My punctuation and grammar are also far superior to yours.
        But anyway thank you for your attention.

        • Justine, my education and understanding of the English language is far superior to yours. My punctuation and grammar is also far superior to yours.
          But anyway, thank you for your attention.
          There you go Bob, I fixed it for you. You are very welcome.

    • Poor Bob triggered by his own ego. I’d back my education against any of your repeatedly pertarded posts.

      Justine Kase, Bob has appalling punctuation and grammar. He clearly has no capacity and I’d suggest, judging by his posts, he has frontal lobe damage.

  11. “He said ‘I’m entitled’ almost 150 separate times in the space of only 5 minutes.”

    Shakes head. That jargon expression, “the optics”.

    Or Robbie Burns:
    “O, wad some Power the giftie gie us
    To see oursels as others see us!
    It wad frae monie a blunder free us,
    An’ foolish notion.”

    And how does your rationale as above fit with Luke 18:25: “It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God”

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