Political Caption Competition

Luxon …(think bubble)…”I’ve spent hours in the mirror practicing my Mussolini /Muldoon /Trump look…

I’ve spent hours learning my ‘low hanging fruit lines’ lines

I’ve spent hours revising my fav book ‘How to Win Friends And Influence People’

….and yet everyone’s laughing at me…..I don’t get it…where did i go wrong?”

Chippy …(think bubble)….This guy’s a dick!!

The battle of two boooooring Chrises in Crisis.

Looks like Chris will be PM

Guys in ties
one lies
does not care how you die
One tries
But flies in fear
from what we need
does not heed
the the bleak injustice of the skies
and eats his pies.

Vote for Chris to not tax the rich.

Colour Coding:

Dictionary Definitions from Oxford Languages ·
colour code
verb
gerund or present participle: colour-coding

Mark (things) with different colours as a means of identification.
“each unit is colour-coded for clarity”

Have we got dumber?

I remember a time in New Zealand where we didn’t need to colour-code our politicians’ ties for clarity of who they represented. As soon as they spoke we knew.

Have we become so stupid that our politicians have to be colour coded?
Or is it, that their policies have become so similar that we need the colour coding to distinguish which is which?

I wonder?

If they swapped ties would it affect the outcome of the election?

Chippy has been minister of Health , Police , Education….his expertise in these portfolios are on display everyday in New Zealand… Why would anyone vote for Luxon when we can have a continuation of all the great qualities Chippy has displayed. …..

Resting b*tch faces