Most Recent BlogsThe Daily Gallery Political Caption Competition National Party voters considering Chris Luxon at next years election. By The Daily Blog - November 23, 2022 9 105 Share Facebook Twitter Email Print National Party voters considering Chris Luxon at next years election.
LINO the Rooster looks at Gweenie the Chicken in the oven and says to him/her self. “Your Goose is cooked!” Reply
“ Christmas is coming, and the turkey’s getting fat, Please put a penny in the bald man’s hat. If you haven’t got a penny, a ha’penny will do, If you haven’t got a ha’penny Christ’o’pher hates you.” Reply
I hear Nicola Willis got a well used set of knives from Aunty Judeath as a not-so-secret Santa gift recently… Reply
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But…but…but all the headlines were: “Tax Cuts, he said”, not “Axe Cuts to head”!
Luxon considers putting youth in ovens…
LINO the Rooster looks at Gweenie the Chicken in the oven and says to him/her self. “Your Goose is cooked!”
“ Christmas is coming, and the turkey’s getting fat,
Please put a penny in the bald man’s hat.
If you haven’t got a penny, a ha’penny will do,
If you haven’t got a ha’penny Christ’o’pher hates you.”
Guess who’s wondering if he’ll be stuffed, trussed, and roasted by Christmas ?
I hear Nicola Willis got a well used set of knives from Aunty Judeath as a not-so-secret Santa gift recently…
“ The Night of the Long Knives” aka Turkey Putsch…
I vote for christmas said small businessman.