Political Caption Competition

1. “I’ve seen all the medical shows. I’m a medical expert. The best expert. The best defence against the virus will be a wall. We will build a tremendous wall around this country. It will be the greatest wall ever seen. I build the best walls.”

2. Call for Dr Trump? This is what he tries to excel in.
   (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nTBNHwar5o
   But there is a future for him in Hollywood doing his medical schtick.
   (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnUG_8jQGvY&list=PLNRqHtqTQDa2nODlvuDSPFV5WdUDE6I6v&index=4&t=0s

3. “Nurse Pence had her finger up my asshole this morning and apparently I’ve got the greatest prostate she’s ever felt. My bowels can hold more shit than anyone in human history!”

   • How disgustingly well put.

4. “Send us your home address and we’ll be there at the drop of a hat, but, if youre a foreigner, Mexican, Asian, Iranian, Russian … too bad!”

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