Political Caption Competition

1. Jian Yang!!!

   • and Yikun Zhang!!

     Proceeds to Peter Thiel and FB targeted social media adds (off the books).

2. And they’ve only found two!

   • No, thats the two non dodgy donations he’s excited about – up 200% from last year.

     And the roads attack adds that worked so well, COL fell for it and implemented Natz policy instead of their own for public transport!

     • You’ve missed the point. Provide a caption then.

3. Simon crosses his fingers he won’t be implicated in more dodgy National donation scams yet to come …

4. “My name is symon. I have a mental age of four, see my fingers!”

5. “I still can’t tie my own shoelaces – but there’s a very good chance I’ll be your next prime minister!”

6. “Here’s hoping the SFO still believes the complete bullshit that I knew nothing about our dodgy donations!”

7. I am a winner and i have the money too prove it.

8. Latest white supremicist filmed outside parliament buildings signalling I’m O K.

9. “My name is symon. I prefer to be called by my first name first which is Simple”.

10. Simon resorts to sign language to release a policy ..

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